Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 2 – Brittany Gets Jaxed


So many feelings and thoughts about last night’s Vanderpump Rules. For anyone who was shocked Jax admitted it… too. His M-O is usually to deny, deny, deny until it does him no good and he is forced to tell the truth. HEY JAX maybe keep it in your pants and you can avoid situations like this…just a thought.

Of course we find ourselves back at Scheana’s birthday party where EVERYONE is talking about Faith and Jax’s hook-up in front of a sleeping senior citizen. Brittany is obviously distraught and Kristen is still threatening to destroy Jax’s eh hmmm……balls.

Scheana declares that Jax doesn’t deserve Brittany. Well not shit Scheana!  Jax NEVER DID deserve her. I love Brittany but I can’t help but question what she see’s in him. It’s pretty obvious that in 6 seasons he has yet to change. BUT I guess you can’t help falling in love with a man that has had more plastic surgery then 3 playboy playmates combined. But I digress.

The next day is when Jax tells Brittany the truth as she is getting ready to head off to Vegas.  The only way she knows the console her broken heart.  I guess Vegas is how the Pump peeps like to deal with break-ups. Bottle service and pool parties always seemed to fix my broken heart! Wait…I grew up in Nebraska..and reality.

The rest of episode is pretty dull if you ask me. We are introduced to Stassi’s on again off again boyfriend Patrick who has an impressive man-bun. At dinner we learn he is going to Amsterdam and she shouldn’t ask him about what he does while he is there…oh and he won’t be talking to her for the duration of his 7 day trip. Red flag?! NOT FOR STASSI! Throughout that dinner she completely misses the fact Patrick is wanting to have an “open relationship.” One word…..asshole. Or is that two? Whatever it still means the same thing.

James is back asking Lisa to DJ at SUR. How many times has he been fired?  Banned? 6? 12? I lost count. He doesn’t come alone either, his lady friend Raquel joins him in what she calls shorts but I call denim underwear. She wants to work at Vanderpump Dogs and when Lisa asks her what she does, like for work, Raquel looks utterly dumbfounded. Once she awakens from her haze she responds in typical L.A. fashion, she models. Of course this qualifies her to work with dogs!!!! Lisa tells her she needs to volunteer first. She might want to rethink her outfit choices when she shows up to scoop poop.

Fast forward to yet another birthday party for Arianna’s brother Jeremy. The only real interesting part of this is the Tom’s decide to cry. Schwartz is feeling as if he has no direction, and Sandavol, with a tear stained check of bronzer, reassures him that he is perfect. Listen, a man having a good cry isn’t a sign of weakness in my opinion…but the bronzer might be a little much. To each there own, Sandavol does have some pretty decent cheekbones to highlight.

We end at Long Beach Pride where Lisa is Grand Marshall for the Parade. The Tom’s go to support Lisa and to make up for being complete douche’s to her in last week’s episode. We also see Brittany return to work at SUR only to reveal she hooked up with Jax earlier that day. (Insert palm to face emoji here)

I’m sorry Brittany but you totally got Jaxed.

Until next week! #pumprules


My SUR Life – Vanderpump Rules Season 6 Episode 1

VRules Vanderpump Rules is my jam. Call me pathetic, I don’t care. I live for this show (ok, that’s a bit dramatic….or not). When Monday night rolls around I can not wait to snuggle in for 60 minutes of the most drama that will enter my life in a week!

So to you, my faithful reader, I can only do what a blogger who is obsessed with a pointless reality TV show does, judge that shit.

For those of you who don’t watch the show, pick a Sunday, put on sweatpants grab some Arbor Mist and binge watch. Yes at first you might have a shit ton of opinions, I did. But this particular group of pretty people have bucket loads of drama and by the end you will feel like your life isn’t so bad.

We start season 6 at SUR where of course most of them still work with the acceptation of Stassi and Kirsten. More on them later.  Seems that Katie is back to her rage texting ways and Scheana decides she just doesn’t want that drama at her upcoming birthday party.  So she proceeds to tell Katie about her party…and that she isn’t invited. At this point I had to change the channel for a hot minute because this sort of stuff makes me cringe. You are just asking for issues when you do this stuff. Come on Scheana…I mean are we in high school?

Yep. We are. SUR High everybody.

Moving on Jax is up to his old shenanigans again. Conoodling with women who aren’t Brittnay.  I have a hard time believing this rumor isn’t true. Faith is pretty descriptive in telling James what went down after he “DM’d her twitter” and came to where she worked to do the deed. I don’t want to give too much away but…toes where involved.

Tom Sandavol has also heard this rumor from a friend. Needless to say there isn’t a person in this SURific group that doesn’t believe it didn’t happen. We see Kristin begging Faith to talk to Brittnay and she won’t do it. Funny how Kristen is at the center of this calling out Jax for cheating when it wasn’t 4 seasons back she was caught up in a cheating scandal of her own involving…you guessed it Jax.

All of this drama goes down at Scheana’s mascaraed themed birthday party.  Not only is this a celebration of Scheana’s birth, but it is a sort of coming out party if you will for her new boyfriend Rob.  If you ask me Rob is a vast improvement over her DJ wannabe ex Shay. I’m pretty sure she already has her next wedding planned. Perhaps she will shy away from the cropped top wedding gown she chose for her first one. One can only hope.

Sidenote – I need to take a quick minute and discuss how uninterested Ariana was when Tom was talking to her at their apartment before Scheana’s party. Girl WOULDN’T stop looking at herself. I mean, I wouldn’t either if I looked like that.

Stassi and Katie aren’t seen as much in this episode. Of course we see Katie get uninvited to Scheana’s party.  Our first look at Stassi is when she arrives at Katie and Tom Schwartz’s apartment for a quick gossip sesh and it is obvious her legs are darker than the rest of her body. I noticed it. Thank you Tom for pointing it out. Girl has got to get her spray tanning UNDER CONTROL.

We also learn Stassi is back with Patrick. But from the looks of the season (and if you follow her on Instagram) that doesn’t last too long. I am not really on the Stassi train these days. She made some pretty harsh comments about the #metoo movement on her podcast Straight Up With Stassi. Of course since then she has gone on an apology tour and written a letter explaining her point. Jury is still out on this.

I had so many feelings after watching this episode it took me 2 days to write this. Season 6 is going to be chuck full of things and I can’t wait to dissect it each week. Because like Stassi I am going to do what she does best…………..judge.